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Taking into account that you are Irish (possibly) and
in Ireland(probably),
Kellys Bar have provided an in depth guide to reaching the bar.
In order to get to the bar please ensure that you know the location
of your local airport.
(Ask the guy at the end of the bar if unsure)
Book a plane ticket (to Spain). |
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Pack your clothes.
(this is generally considered a good idea unless you are only coming
for one day and unless you want ot be called "stinky " for
the duration of your stay.
PLEASE NOTE: If you arrive
at the bar wearing white socks and sandels you will be refused entry.
Get Taxi to previously established Airport Location. (Spain)
Get on Plane...
** Allow pilot and staff to do their job. Do not disturb the pilot
as misdirection and back seat driving are (probably)
dangerous in this situation. Most pilots are qualified and know what
they are doing.
Allow plane to land safely. (please refer to previous paragraph**)
Get of plane.
Get Taxi.
Tell Spanish guy "mar-bay-aa"
(Refer to ** replacing the word pilot with "lunatic Taxi guy")
Get out of taxi when it has come to a full stop out side Kellys bar
in Marbella.
Get out of Taxi. (I know i repeated this but you probably were not
listening.)
Drink.
Drink some more.
There ya go, you couldnt ask for much more than that. Just in case
heres to wee maps to help you out. the first is the Costa çDel
Sol and the second (surprisingly enough) is Marbella. |
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Here is the map of the Costa Del Sol.
DO NOT PANIC there is not a huge and strange gigantic green arrow
hoving of the coast and pointing at the bar, this is for direction
only IT IS ONLY A PICTURE. |
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And heres a map of Marbella itself and the way the taxi
guy will drive to the bar. You can Print these maps if you like to
help you on your way. This isnt a request, just print the damn map.
Arent we good to You.
See Ya Soon!! |
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